Sometimes, just sometimes…
Dear Mr. Postman,
I know that you like dollies, and especially dollie dresses and shoes. You and your friends have had my parcel tucked away for over a month now, probably fawning over that charming lace and those frills. I don’t mind, please enjoy yourself. However, the dollie that this stuff was meant for is on its way to me now.
Dear Mr. Postman, could I please, please, PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY have my things back, all of them? By the end of this week, maybe?
Thank you <3